Hey guys! Guess who's back! Back again! Its me! Yes and I am back with a story to tell. So gather round and listen up. Its gonna be pretty short but again I go through hell so you don't have to. So... Story Time!
Our mind goes from thinking we have logic to “joiealhrngerkdjshnvlkzjhdnsf”. It kind of sneaks up on you.
Ok guys so my last story time was sometime ago but honestly there hasn't been that much really that has happened to warrant me writing..... that all changed when the fire nation attacked.... Lol just kidding but really... Something DID happen!
So short
#StoryTime cause we all love story time. ...so was at work had a pretty good day nobody step to me too hard no buttons pushed so basically it was a good day... until the fire nation attacked. .. lol nah but for real. So anyway shift about to end right right right? So I head to the storeroon to get some stuff to restock you know regular day type stuff. I return to the food court in my typical fashion nothing out of the ordinary... manager walks in behind me...witu this look on h9m face like I did something wrong zeen then him come a talk bout "brady I want you to act the same way without supervision just as when you under supervision" so mi ask him wha him mean by that cause mi nuh know wha di hell him a talk bout this man walk off and nuh answer mi! I'm like really nigga??? You come step to me like that and give no context? And when I ask you to clarify you step off? Like say just cause youre one of the managers youve arrived? Hell no son! But being the person that I am and he apparently doesnt know who I am... I am going to ensure that he actually has a reason to come t9 me like that again. And until he cones woth a valod reason within context I shalp cont8nue tobgive him a reason. Unuh fi learn how fi confront people! Damn prime! Tssk. Spoil mi day from that point man. Just as bad people a clock out smh. Anyway I decided to take the foot mobile home today right so there I was walking when I reach a turn off. BOOM! 2 car lick up. Man jump out a car long time a gwaan like him nuh believe wha just happen. Guy jump out and a ask a whe di man come from. Now in his defense the time did dark still but the other person did have on them light so him nuh have no defense there. Anyway guy come a say a the other guy wrong when a him wrong mi haffi laugh and tell him seh a him wrong cause the other guy had the bright of way in that instant. Man start walk round a talk bout a di other man wrong and him nuh know where him come from. Mi just laugh and walk off. The end
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So yeah. You know what time it is???
#StoryTime smh. Anyway I woke up in a new Bugatti... wait no a nuh me dat a rick ross wrong story sorry. So I woke up like a bawse did some stuff... & things(I purge the walls around my bed of mosquitos!!
#Storytime. So ya boy got a short story to tell today. Got up did awesome things went to work and did awesome things. Then it was time to go home zeen. So there I was minding my own bidniss cause you know how we do right right right?

I swear people dont understand the enigma which is me. I'm quite possibly the most literal spiteful piece of shit you will come across. So there I was today a work cause you know ...get money! So there I was right and a certain person said something I did not quite catch but it never sound so righted zeen so mi question it. But I was told it nuh matter zeen. But being the person I am, I persisted. Same response. So some person all new to do something that literally anybody else could have done but a me person choose Fi call. So mi say alright cool. Mi do it . Then me go back to questioning said person. Next person jump in an say mi Fi stop mi noise so me wid my dirty self decide say alright mi an unuh claat. I just make them know say them not going to hear one more word out of my mouth for the rest of the day. And you know it's as if they believed me to be joking when I say these things. They had the nerve to come try talk to me after the fact. I ignored them like plague. Please don't underestimate ability to act as if you're non existent. I'm so pro at it it's not even funny. Another thing that seems to require clarification. I act the way I do mainly for the sake of those I have to interact with so don't get it twisted. I am one of the darkest persons you will EVER meet. The me you see on a daily basis can be classed as a facade. But that's for your own benefit. The thoughts that go through my mind on a regular basis scare even me.
#endRant #Storytime? So how was everyone's day?

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You know I got a shock today. So I went into NCB zeen cause im fancy of course and I did my thing and what not (nah tell unuh wha! unuh too faas!) HENNYway. As I go to leave and I open the door I prips a glimpse of a female exiting behind me approximately five steps behind so I hold the door (HODOR! Game of thrones reference) So she exits and upon exiting SHE. SAYS. THANK YOU!


WHAAAAAT!!! First time in a long time mi hear a female say thank you after I hold the door. Gave me premature heart palpitations man! Unuh fi do it more often! Thats all folks

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#storytime So mi have wha early shift today zeen and mi decide boom mi ago touch the bank go make a deposit before MI go work yeah. So boom go a bank place empty no line. Just the way I like it. Head to the atm to make the drop cause you know we keep it fancy. Touch couple buttons cause I'm a straight g and the machine tell me to put in the money. Count it up and check it and all these things and then it shub out back the money give me. So I put on my confused face. Now usually when something goes wrong the machine push out a printout saying what the error is. No dice. So me try again. Same scenario. Try one more time and MI get livid.
So MI mek a likkle side step crab style to the other machine because this one obviously broken. Beep Beep boop MI touch couple button again. Cause like I said, straight g! Damn machine come cuss bad word bout this function is not available at this time so apparently them a play good cop bad cop. So me decide say alright later MI roll through and deal wid it wicked. Zeen. Go through the day and all that jazz. Work done now. Step out ready fi go make the drop again. See one car park up and the guardsman truck. So MI say cool short waiting time. 30 minutes later (SpongeBob narrator voice) the damn claffy dem whe did inside still deh in deh a do god knows what! Now if u nuh know me then u nuh know say more while MI impatient and MI have a short fuse. The thing is this enuh. The bank have this feature where it's 24/7 so obviously there's a section you can go at all hours of the day to do your deeds. So they leave a thing where you run you hand over a thing to unlock the door. But once you're inside and you stand in front of a sensor the door won't open for anyone else because security.
Anyways go back half an hour and I rope een see the people but decide to try my luck cause from where I was it didn't seem that they were in front of said sensor. No dice. But di dirty girl whe did in deh well and see me enuh she and the two John crow whe did in deh wid her. Now one of the reasons why this poss me off is as I said a two machine Inna di place and the little shots were using one! When one a dem done the next one go. There's Two machines! If them nah use it move unno claat mek me use it! Half hour me a wait and them in deh a tek time like a funeral procession dem deh pan! And the dutty. Rawse them in deh a giggle like say a dem one wha use the damn atm! You know how me bringle! Tssssk. So MI just walk off. And a when MI walk off the little shit them decide say them done. The eye MI give them woulda mek the devil sweat a swear! Fast forward bout 10 minutes and MI buck up Inna a bredrin whe MI did owe a food. MI end up pay him that still so it sorta work out but MI still cross cause MI coulda draw the money off a next card at a next atm give him if anything. Tssssk. The end
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Hey guys. Its me again. This may or may not sound a bit cliche to you guys but, lately I have been thinking about where my life is going right now. Honestly speaking I don't like the direction its going in. I'm generally a cool, jovial guy but right now I think I need to "serious up" a bit.
So couple days ago, I found out I'm... mean? Yes I have known this for a while now I don't dispute that fact. It's true but today was actually the first time that I heard from a set of people that matter just a bit.
Hello readers, now I am generally not one to speak on these topics but enough is enough man. The white cops are taking too many lives now and it has gone far beyond control. How can you justify the killing of a man you had pinned on the ground, who wasn't resisting. HOW?
Why is it that we as men are always downplayed as being in it to just hit it and quit it? Why are we always shown to only want to get into a woman's pants as a sign of conquest? Does no one realize that to constantly broadcast this stereotype is to continue to perpetuate it in the minds of the generations to follow?
So your boy has a little problem and I know for a fact I'm not the only one who faces it so lets have a little chat shall we? Why is it that people who have vagina's (women) believe it is their birthright to stake claims upon the money people without vagina's (men) work to gain? I know I will probably (most likely) get a lot of backlash and/or criticism for this but honestly I don't care really. I'm sticking to my point
Some of you may or may not know me in real life. But from what I post about on here you should have a semblance of understanding into the workings of my life. So what I am about to say shouldnt really come as a shock to anyone but more along the lines of one of those "Its about damn time" moments. If its not the case then so be it, but here's whats about to happen.
Hey guys it's me again. So I'm just gonna talk about my day. Why? Because it's my blog and I can. Don't worry I'll keep it very short.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
By now you should know yourself (I've made this post known to you after all). I'm actually not sure what I want to say to you,