Introvert Mind

#storytime So mi have wha early shift today zeen and mi decide boom mi ago touch the bank go make a deposit before MI go work yeah. So boom go a bank place empty no line. Just the way I like it. Head to the atm to make the drop cause you know we keep it fancy. Touch couple buttons cause I'm a straight g and the machine tell me to put in the money. Count it up and check it and all these things and then it shub out back the money give me. So I put on my confused face. Now usually when something goes wrong the machine push out a printout saying what the error is. No dice. So me try again. Same scenario. Try one more time and MI get livid.

So MI mek a likkle side step crab style to the other machine because this one obviously broken. Beep Beep boop MI touch couple button again. Cause like I said, straight g! Damn machine come cuss bad word bout this function is not available at this time so apparently them a play good cop bad cop. So me decide say alright later MI roll through and deal wid it wicked. Zeen. Go through the day and all that jazz. Work done now. Step out ready fi go make the drop again. See one car park up and the guardsman truck. So MI say cool short waiting time. 30 minutes later (SpongeBob narrator voice) the damn claffy dem whe did inside still deh in deh a do god knows what! Now if u nuh know me then u nuh know say more while MI impatient and MI have a short fuse. The thing is this enuh. The bank have this feature where it's 24/7 so obviously there's a section you can go at all hours of the day to do your deeds. So they leave a thing where you run you hand over a thing to unlock the door. But once you're inside and you stand in front of a sensor the door won't open for anyone else because security.

Anyways go back half an hour and I rope een see the people but decide to try my luck cause from where I was it didn't seem that they were in front of said sensor. No dice. But di dirty girl whe did in deh well and see me enuh she and the two John crow whe did in deh wid her. Now one of the reasons why this poss me off is as I said a two machine Inna di place and the little shots were using one! When one a dem done the next one go. There's Two machines! If them nah use it move unno claat mek me use it! Half hour me a wait and them in deh a tek time like a funeral procession dem deh pan! And the dutty. Rawse them in deh a giggle like say a dem one wha use the damn atm! You know how me bringle! Tssssk. So MI just walk off. And a when MI walk off the little shit them decide say them done. The eye MI give them woulda mek the devil sweat a swear! Fast forward bout 10 minutes and MI buck up Inna a bredrin whe MI did owe a food. MI end up pay him that still so it sorta work out but MI still cross cause MI coulda draw the money off a next card at a next atm give him if anything. Tssssk. The end

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So you know I had a story to tell you all but I cant remember it.... Its a pity!!! In other news mi have aneda story fi talk (it nuh that interesting but #StoryTime) XD. So boom scenario zeen. Mi go a rerk and mi phone battery NOICE (only deh bout 83% but a basically 100 right?) Anywho, mi deh rerk and battery full, so mi go so boom sign in I phone and lock it off but mi usually lef it on anyway without problem. So go so now boom lunch time (obviously some time passed between time of signing in and lunch time, Keep up) when I turn on and pree I phone it a tell me seh a only 23% lef pan di battery.... Mi confused ya now enuh. So you know seh mi lock it off right? Anyway g'womin time ("go homing" Keep up!) and mi lock on phone again, it seh 22% zeen so mi seh alright mi ago buss a badman text (mi did a go text a friend of mine) when mi go so boom and send message, to this DAY the message nuh send, so mi go so boom call number/ As the phone start fi kiss mi ears mi hear the samsung lock off sound. Dem time ya mi confused enuh cause mi battery Obvioucly a wabble! So mi pull out and put back the battery cause that usually use to work pan some a mi other phone dem, not a claat battery a tell i 0%. So mi lock it off. Anywho mi seh mi ago gwome ya now cause mi cant go link le female so mi go so boom ATM cause money spose to send.... NO MONEY!!! Hi bex! mark you a just bout 5:30 dem time ya enuh. So hennyway mi go so boom Barber cause mi face did look kinda rugged. Boom face clean up ya now and go so again ATM! NO MONEY! Who bex like me??? bout 6 30 ya now enuh. So mi go so boom walk go uptown cause im fancy like that and seh ATM! Long rass line! BEX BUCK! So mi deh wait and wait and wait. Finally ATM! MONEY REACH!!!! Who glad like me!. Then I bout some bickle and came home and typed this while eating. The end

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Hey guys. Its me...again...then again it wouldn't be anyone else right? yeah so yeah it's me. Hello. So i',m here to talk to you about...myself. Yay. Short post incoming!

Now you have a stigma attached to the male gender of the human species. It's basically saying that all we really care about is Sex, Sex & more Sex. I'm here to say on behalf of myself (Nah chat fi nuhbaddi else cause I don't know y'all like that). I gonna toot my own horn and say I'm that one guy (maybe nuh me one but like mi say, nah chat fi nuhbaddi else) that put a relationship before sex. I'm not saying sex isn't a vital part of a relationship. No, on the contrary its the opposite. BUT one should not make it the corner stone of said relationship. That is one of the main causes of failed relationships. I'm that guy that tries to get to know the object of his affections on a certain level before I even broach the subject of sex. Hell I've been with a girl for about two years and never even... yeah. It should be noted that Ive been out of the dating scene for a while. Which in my unique case means "Sex? WHAT Sex?"

You know what, going a bit off topic. Lets talk about why I haven't been in a relationship for a hot minute. I find it hard to talk women, plain and simple. Now stop listen and think about what it is I have to say. I'm about to drop some "Me" knowledge on you. When I say I cant talk to women I mean it in the sense that, If I see you walking by and that mysterious "Love at first sight" thing occurs I'm immediately tongue tied. I have literally no idea what to say to you. I imagine if that ever happened and I approached the "Loved" one id probably end up insulting her, her family and everyone else close to her before I even give her a compliment. Not purposefully of course but you get what I'm saying right. So I lack approach.

Naturally however I must have overcome this problem before so the question next is this, what happened after I did that? Well take a chill pill and let Teacher tell you whats up. My second flaw is that I cling too much once I have you in my sights. Doesn't sound too bad right? Females want attention #IGiveThat want me to care? #IDoThat whats messes it all up is that I do this TOO much. I will message you from now to next year without fail because I'm an insecure little shit that fears dropping off your radar. I just feel like if I'm not constantly messaging the person they are gonna just forget about me. See how that can be a bit (more than a bit) messed up? Yeah me too. Yet I cant seem to STOP doing it. Another thing is I'm an extremist in these situations, I either talk to you too much, love you too much or or do neither at all. So its all strictly black and white, no grey areas to be found any where. So I'm probably like the best toy you could get BUT there's one problem... I'm broken. I don't function like I'm supposed to. That ladies and gentlemen, is my problem, my Achilles heel if you will.

Back on topic? Yes. So with all that has been said it really pisses me off when women try to say "Men just want sex, they don't want a relationship". All that bull grinds my gears. So of us really DO care, we really DO want a relationship. You women just refuse to give us the time of day. In so doing after a while you turn us into the very men who you detest, the ones who want nothing but sex, because there's only so much of one thing a person can take before they completely break/snap. With that, I end this post.

Until next time, Ciao.

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