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#Storytime So apparently people have to decided to make it a hobby of trying to piss me off -___- why is this? I dont know. So anyway let us begin at the beginning... Yesterday. So even though I said I wouldnt bother with this ive changed my mind... im going to bother.
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Hey guys. Its me again. This may or may not sound a bit cliche to you guys but, lately I have been thinking about where my life is going right now. Honestly speaking I don't like the direction its going in. I'm generally a cool, jovial guy but right now I think I need to "serious up" a bit.
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Why is it that we as men are always downplayed as being in it to just hit it and quit it? Why are we always shown to only want to get into a woman's pants as a sign of conquest? Does no one realize that to constantly broadcast this stereotype is to continue to perpetuate it in the minds of the generations to follow?
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Hello one and all. Did you all miss me?? Doubt it but I can dream cant I? Anyway I have a nice little post in store for you today. I was at an Open Mic session some distant Tuesday ago [I do miss those days honestly] and I as usual arrived early... but later than usual. Upon arrival I immediately weaseled my way into an ongoing discussion. The topic on hand is what we shall be discussing today. Very short post incoming.
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So your boy has a little problem and I know for a fact I'm not the only one who faces it so lets have a little chat shall we? Why is it that people who have vagina's (women) believe it is their birthright to stake claims upon the money people without vagina's (men) work to gain? I know I will probably (most likely) get a lot of backlash and/or criticism for this but honestly I don't care really. I'm sticking to my point
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Some of you may or may not know me in real life. But from what I post about on here you should have a semblance of understanding into the workings of my life. So what I am about to say shouldnt really come as a shock to anyone but more along the lines of one of those "Its about damn time" moments. If its not the case then so be it, but here's whats about to happen.
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Hey guys. Its me...again...then again it wouldn't be anyone else right? yeah so yeah it's me. Hello. So i',m here to talk to you about...myself. Yay. Short post incoming!
Now you have a stigma attached to the male gender of the human species. It's basically saying that all we really care about is Sex, Sex & more Sex. I'm here to say on behalf of myself (Nah chat fi nuhbaddi else cause I don't know y'all like that). I gonna toot my own horn and say I'm that one guy (maybe nuh me one but like mi say, nah chat fi nuhbaddi else) that put a relationship before sex. I'm not saying sex isn't a vital part of a relationship. No, on the contrary its the opposite. BUT one should not make it the corner stone of said relationship. That is one of the main causes of failed relationships. I'm that guy that tries to get to know the object of his affections on a certain level before I even broach the subject of sex. Hell I've been with a girl for about two years and never even... yeah. It should be noted that Ive been out of the dating scene for a while. Which in my unique case means "Sex? WHAT Sex?"
You know what, going a bit off topic. Lets talk about why I haven't been in a relationship for a hot minute. I find it hard to talk women, plain and simple. Now stop listen and think about what it is I have to say. I'm about to drop some "Me" knowledge on you. When I say I cant talk to women I mean it in the sense that, If I see you walking by and that mysterious "Love at first sight" thing occurs I'm immediately tongue tied. I have literally no idea what to say to you. I imagine if that ever happened and I approached the "Loved" one id probably end up insulting her, her family and everyone else close to her before I even give her a compliment. Not purposefully of course but you get what I'm saying right. So I lack approach.
Naturally however I must have overcome this problem before so the question next is this, what happened after I did that? Well take a chill pill and let Teacher tell you whats up. My second flaw is that I cling too much once I have you in my sights. Doesn't sound too bad right? Females want attention #IGiveThat want me to care? #IDoThat whats messes it all up is that I do this TOO much. I will message you from now to next year without fail because I'm an insecure little shit that fears dropping off your radar. I just feel like if I'm not constantly messaging the person they are gonna just forget about me. See how that can be a bit (more than a bit) messed up? Yeah me too. Yet I cant seem to STOP doing it. Another thing is I'm an extremist in these situations, I either talk to you too much, love you too much or or do neither at all. So its all strictly black and white, no grey areas to be found any where. So I'm probably like the best toy you could get BUT there's one problem... I'm broken. I don't function like I'm supposed to. That ladies and gentlemen, is my problem, my Achilles heel if you will.
Back on topic? Yes. So with all that has been said it really pisses me off when women try to say "Men just want sex, they don't want a relationship". All that bull grinds my gears. So of us really DO care, we really DO want a relationship. You women just refuse to give us the time of day. In so doing after a while you turn us into the very men who you detest, the ones who want nothing but sex, because there's only so much of one thing a person can take before they completely break/snap. With that, I end this post.
Until next time, Ciao.
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Hey guys it's me again. So I'm just gonna talk about my day. Why? Because it's my blog and I can. Don't worry I'll keep it very short.
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Hi guys, at least whoever still reads my posts. I'm here to day to talk about something out of the ordinary. I'm gonna tell you about my best friend and the odd but perfect relationship we have. Its rather interesting if i do say so myself. Now contrary to popular belief (or maybe the belief is not so popular but just go with it) it is absolutely quite possible to be the best of friend with someone you've literally never met. This is our story...
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So what does being social mean to me? Basically logging onto to my favorite game and questing with random people o may or not ever meet face to face in my lifetime. So far this has worked for me to an extent. However I have found that its effect slowly but surely has begun to wane and now I find myself trying to relearn years of knowledge as it comes to world of the young and social (damn I sound so old right now ). Written by sir alwayne
So... I'm
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Hello again guys, short little post today I guess. Apparently I'm just a tad bit too nice for my own good. I find it hard to be rude to people sometimes I suppose.
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So you've just graduated from S.O.H.K. (School Of Hard Knocks) and you've acquired your degree, yadda yadda yadda all that good stuff. So you try to start up your own business, because you want to be an entrepreneur and shit. #OwnBossSwag 'n shit. Happens that you meet a female [I'm a male it's my perspective, deal with it] and she gives you a business proposal [See what I did there??? Proposal? -slaps knee-]. We call this proposal "The Business Of Love".
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Hi, Hello, How you guys doing? So today I'm going to be talking about Gender Biases [as the topic states] However! It is not talking about biases against females. No, not at all, today it will be about Biases targeted at the males. Yes too many times it is believed that females are the only group targeted but I'm here to show you how wrong that thought is.
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Hey guys, being the pessimist that I am, I'm willing to bet that a majority of you who have read my posts before are not really missing my views on things. However I am starting my come back in the form of this new post you are currently ingesting ... through your eyes. `Twill be rather short so do go preparing for some long extravagant read, haven't exercised my thinker in a while so deal with it. So lets have a round of applause for me!
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