Okay now THIS is funny!!!! :D
I like the sound of your heartbeat because it plays ma favorite song
I only wish that I could listen to it all day long
I barely know you but feelings for you I have
Whenever I see your face I'm happy I'm glad
To Ms Right
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Right,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad minded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Alwayne (HR Manager)
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone powered by Claro 3G.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft
The best thing about me is you.
- Shannon Crown
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be.
- Anonymous
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
- Anonymous
I call back because I care.
Not to be annoying or look desperate, and hell if I'm desperate I'm just desperate for your love.
I fight with you because I'm allowed.
Nowhere in the world does it say I have to shut up and never express my feelings, disagreements are expected, how we handle them determines how long we're gonna make it.
I defend you because I want to, not because it's what is expected of me.
I didn't end up with you under any contracts, regulations, compromises, or settlements. I'm going to love you the way I want to, and that means protecting you by all means.
I ignore you because I don't want to blow up on you.
Not because I'm deliberately looking for ways to get back at you, and you KNOW that the silent treatment doesn't work very well with me, I always end up giving in to you.
I give up my nights, days, weekends, and everything in between.
Well, simple 'cause I love you.