Old Sayings...Different Twist

So I Got This In An Email Today
How Many Can You Guess?????? :)
See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? See answers below. 

1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous. 

2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. 

3. Surveillance should precede salutations 

4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely cutaneous profundity 

5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid. 

6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. 

7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore. 

8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. 

9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate the scion

10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'. 

11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. 

12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration. 


1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. 

2. Birds of a feather, flock together

3. Think before you speak

4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 

5. Don't cry over spilled milk. 

6. Cleanliness is next to godliness. 

7. The pen is mightier than the sword

8. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. 

9. Spare the rod and spoil the child. 

10. A watched pot doesn't boil. 

11. All that glitters is not gold. 

12. Where there's smoke, there's fire. 



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