Four Jamaicans

Four Jamaicans were sitting smoking weed They were all philosophizing on what was the fastest thing in the world. Natty said, " Me tink de fassis ting is a thought, because b4 u can tink it, it already thought." G B said, " Nah man, da fassess ting is a blink, cos b4 you tink 2 blink you dun blink already." Mango man said, " No man, da fassis ting is electricity becas when you turn on de light it travel fass and de lite come on."

Leroy say, " Nah man, You is aaaaaaalll wrong :man!!! I knows dat for a Fact dat De fassess ting in de world most definite is diarrhoea, cos las nite b4 i could tink, blink, or switch on de lite, Me shit up meself