Tortoise WIN!!!!!

/  Friday, December 31, 2010
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YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!!!!!
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Written by sir alwayne

Love Quotes 1.0

/  Friday, December 31, 2010
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy CroftThe best thing about me is you. - Shannon CrownIf you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you,
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Lego Black Ops! lol

/  Friday, December 31, 2010
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Politically Correct

/  Friday, December 31, 2010
Republican or Democrat? A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
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Bill Malone - Sam the Bellhop - Sleight of hand extravaganza - on BoreMe <<< Now THIS is interesting Bill Malone - Sam the Bellhop - Sleight of hand extravaganza - on BoreMe <<< Now THIS is interesting
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I AM Harry Potter!! O_O....

/  Wednesday, December 29, 2010
So Danielle Radcliffe Is Saying Hes ACTUALLY Harry Potter Playing Himself??? O_o Give Us Your Take
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Socially Awkward 101 :)

/  Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Some one bumps into YOU....... you apologize Have a female barber cut your hair......Dont say a single word the whole time O_O Didnt hear what they said??? .... Just smile and hope it wasnt a question Call Someones phone.... Sigh of relief when
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Old Sayings...Different Twist

/  Tuesday, December 28, 2010
So I Got This In An Email TodayHow Many Can You Guess?????? :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? See answers below.  So I Got This In An Email TodayHow Many Can You Guess?????? :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~See if
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2010 My Year In Review

/  Monday, December 27, 2010
So ive seen others doing this and decided i want to do this too so here it goes......
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Smash Or Pass!!! Worldstar Hip Hop!!

/  Monday, December 27, 2010
Id Smash :) care not what you wanna say :p
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Interesting I Dont know HOW they got the sims to do all those actions but NOICE :) Interesting I Dont know HOW they got the sims to do all those actions but NOICE :)
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Funny Animals

/  Monday, December 27, 2010
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Breast Genres :D

/  Monday, December 27, 2010
So anyone who knows me know how much i loooove breasts ^_^ so here are the Genres Of Boobs :D A Cups - Almost Boobs B Cup - Better Boobs
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Musings Of A Young Mother

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
Birth > Childhood > Teenager > Adult > Job > Married > Kids > Retire > Grand Parent > Die   That is the natural order but not always is this order followed.........
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Even Cats(pussy) are hating on Justin Beiber he should go die now
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Kung Fu KITTEH!!! #DEAD
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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then
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*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good **man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
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Bra Types

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's
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Grin And Bear It

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be
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A Tax Fable

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
Suppose that everyday 10 men go to PJ's for lunch. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If it were paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would
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Mississippi

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come
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Upgrading Problems

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be running before he can
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I call back because I care. Not to be annoying or look desperate, and hell if I'm desperate I'm just desperate for your love. I fight with you because I'm allowed. Nowhere in the world does it say I have to shut up
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The Grandfather Paradox

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
Grandfather Paradox : Time travel is impossible as exemplified by the famous grandfather paradox. Imagine you build a time machine. It is possible for you to travel back in time, meet your grandfather before he produces any children (i.e. your father/mother) and kill
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In My Next Life

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
In my next life, I want to live my life backwards.  You start out dead and get that out of the way.  Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.  You get kicked out for being too healthy,
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And The Fun Continues: What do you See!!! LOL: "Find more videos like this on richbroke" And The Fun Continues: What do you See!!! LOL: "Find more videos like this on richbroke"
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Why Drinking Is Good

/  Sunday, December 26, 2010
Written by sir alwayne
Written by sir alwayne
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