I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy CroftThe best thing about me is you. - Shannon CrownIf you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you,
Republican or Democrat? A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
Bill Malone - Sam the Bellhop - Sleight of hand extravaganza - on BoreMe <<< Now THIS is interesting Bill Malone - Sam the Bellhop - Sleight of hand extravaganza - on BoreMe <<< Now THIS is interesting
Some one bumps into YOU....... you apologize Have a female barber cut your hair......Dont say a single word the whole time O_O Didnt hear what they said??? .... Just smile and hope it wasnt a question Call Someones phone.... Sigh of relief when
So I Got This In An Email TodayHow Many Can You Guess?????? :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? See answers below. So I Got This In An Email TodayHow Many Can You Guess?????? :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~See if
Interesting I Dont know HOW they got the sims to do all those actions but NOICE :) Interesting I Dont know HOW they got the sims to do all those actions but NOICE :)
Birth > Childhood > Teenager > Adult > Job > Married > Kids > Retire > Grand Parent > Die That is the natural order but not always is this order followed.........
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then
*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good **man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be
Suppose that everyday 10 men go to PJ's for lunch. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If it were paid the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1; the sixth would
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be running before he can
I call back because I care. Not to be annoying or look desperate, and hell if I'm desperate I'm just desperate for your love. I fight with you because I'm allowed. Nowhere in the world does it say I have to shut up
Grandfather Paradox : Time travel is impossible as exemplified by the famous grandfather paradox. Imagine you build a time machine. It is possible for you to travel back in time, meet your grandfather before he produces any children (i.e. your father/mother) and kill
In my next life, I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy,
And The Fun Continues: What do you See!!! LOL: "Find more videos like this on richbroke" And The Fun Continues: What do you See!!! LOL: "Find more videos like this on richbroke"
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out.
Model Trains = Fishtanks but cooler
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[image: narita express train]
Having a model train set and a miniature railroad is so soothing. It’s kind
of like why people have fish tanks but cooler! T...
Valentine’s Gifts Men want
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Valentine’s Gifts Men want Valentine’s Gifts Men want
Howdy!, As you might know there are certain days that women feel strongly
about such as, birthdays, v...
How likely is it to restore the foreskin?
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Recovery is probably 100 per cent. Even thousands of years ago, people
practised this, but, of course, in the modern world, ways have changed and
become mu...
Those demons? I slayed them.
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Hiya!
It's been 2 good and proper years since I've written a blog, and 5 years
since I spoke on the demons that haunted me when I turned 25.
Well...they'...
The Best Lessons I Learned About Failing
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As it gets closer to the end of the year, it becomes a time for reflection
and examination. Looking back on the year that has passed and think about
our go...
Mortal Kombat X Video Game Review
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Final Verdict - Definitely Worth Playing
Sorry this review took so long but given the shaky release and variable
issues at launch I wanted to wait and gi...
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fear & guilt: constants I no longer use in the operation of my life.
fear divides capability & guilt multiplies concern in a way that ultimately
equals le...
The ‘Quarturian’ Effect
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“According to my Google search, the word ‘quarturian’ does not exist. I
hereby claim it as my own; quite befitting to describe my current
condition. It has...
Review - The Judge (2014)
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Starring Robert Downey Jr, Robert Duvall and Vera Farmiga.
Directed by David Dobkin.
Runtime: 2hrs 22mins
The Judge features a star-studded cast of Robert...
Nastronomical News
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I have been so very shy about sharing this news with you all. It feels like
now that I have decided to move on to the next chapter, a fear has set in
that ...
The Best Week Ever!
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If you fear getting overly jealous of the week I am about to tell you
about, I suggest you discontinue reading from this point. This has got to
be the bes...
Moments in order to survive.............
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In this world, people are always on their Ps and Qs about ways in which to
make it through another day. Whats going to happen to me today?? What ill
be abl...
Home Made Pizza Tutorial
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*This is my Home Made Pizza. Something My Aunt and I came up with a few
years ago. *
*It's Easy, Quick, Cheap and Delicious. It's a great idea if You want p...
Friends? ^_- ...^_^
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What is a* friend *anyway? Why is it that persons want so many of these so
called "*friends"*? The thing is that many persons misuse the word *friend*. ...
Does he NEED $$$ to love you ?
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Yes. Women love diamonds, the million dollar hair products or the fake hair
itself, the fancy dinners and UPT parties. They like to know that their
mate i...