Slang Overload

     "SWAG!" the Teenage Latino whispered, as he posted yet another photo of Kicks and a Snapback on Instagram.... Everyone alive today and actively participates in online activities has most likely already heard this terminology being used over and over.....and over again. SWAG! But... What IS Swag??????

Definition of SWAG

Using my trusty dictionary I happened upon a few definitions....
     The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
Pretty basic definition if you ask me but it doesn't really hit home as it stands right now. So I came upon a different and more relevant definition:

A stupid saying that's overused. People 90% are dumb teenagers, the other 10% are little ass kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that shit's cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no motherfucking swag.

Gotta Write This Blog Post..... Y.O.L.O.

     The key thing about this definition is the very first sentence albeit the whole paragraph is gold. Like I said however, that first sentence "A STUPID saying that's overused". That alone could sum up this whole post as a matter of fact. The thing is, every new saying that comes out is not really bad persay, what's bad about them is the fact that people all over CONSTANTLY misuse abuse and reuse them. As you can see in the second definition given above.
     Swag however is not the only one, oh no, not by a long shot. We have the all time favourite Y.O.L.O.!!! made popular by some artiste called drake I think... "Now she want a photo you already know though, You Only Live Once that's the motto nigga Y.O.L.O"
     Somewhere on some distant planet, all life is quickly dying due to the use of the "Motto Nigga". There is in all actuality nothing WRONG with this You Only Live Once concept however, after you DO only live once. The concept is (in the way I see it) basically saying that since you have only one life to live you should do everything you can to live your life to the maximum so that you have no regrets about the way you did in fact live. This concept however has been tarnished..... *cough* White people *cough*. Actually if you take a look at the second definition of swag up there ^ you can simply replace SWAG with YOLO and get the meaning (as it is portrayed by the ones who use it).
     Kids these days, are like predators when it come to slangs. They are on a constant hunt for random situations in which they can show their new found knowledge and toss these words in to the amazement of the mentally challenged people who put up with their nonsense. Why do they put up with it you ask??? Well thats simple....... Y.O.L.O


     Okay, so youre probably saying "Oh its not THAT bad"... it really is. But wait! Theres more!!! This one just recently came on the scene and is slowly growing in its notoriety! and it goes a lil something like this:

     Everybody and their mommas Swerving nowadays, thanks to who???? Well... Kanye, Big Sean, Pusha T and 2 Chainz...... You know what just listen to the damn song:
     If you're thought pattern is in any way similar to mine then you should be able to equate this brash overuse of these three to my previous blog post about Dick Riding. Yes I do believe you read correctly... Dick Riding. You may be reading this and your reaction may just well be something along these lines...
     If in fact you do actually have this reaction well... I couldn't care less. Now im not saying you shouldn't use them.. fact go ahead and use them all you want, what I'm trying to say is stop using them as if they are the only words contained within your vocabulary. I HOPE they arent the only words in your vocabulary O_O... Anyways SWAG im gonna post this up for you guys to read now cuz you know Y.O.L.O :) If you dont like it or you feel bad bout yourself I dont really care go have a seat over there >>>> SWERVE! (Saw how painful that was to read??? Yeah)

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