We have all had that one person who complains about this and that when it comes to a one night stand, booty call, one time fling etc. Frankly some of these people can be VEEERY annoying and as such contracts / agreements have been drafted to help prevent these annoyances from occuring. Below you will see the SAFETY CERTIFICATE and the BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT. The first being the safety certificate designed for us fellows who happen to find a young lady and take her home the ones who try and trick you into being fathers or ones who try to scandal you in court. Carrying on about how they were drugged and the sort THAT contract will dissolve those problems. The booty call on the other hand is basically laying out the rules of its namesake. You may print these agreements and use at your leisure. Remember "When You Fuck, Fuck RESPONSIBLY" 

Voices haunt me the voices in my head

I can't seem to stop the razor because it wants me dead

They say the good die first but that seems to be a lie

Unless it means I'm bad because I am still alive

I think I'm going insane I'm living my life too real

But I guess I like the way how this insanity feels

It feels so empowering makes me feel I can do whatever

So I can slice my wrists and not Die, sadly

But I can share the blood with whoever

I know there are others like me

I just know I'm not alone

I have a word of warning though it is for your own good

When I'm in this mode it's best to leave me alone

I seem to attack anyone who gets in my way

Force them to join my cause so they dont live another day

You should know by now the root of my insanity

It is simply my greed, my overdose of reality

You know they say all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

I say all real and no fake can make anyone a kill joy

Meaning they kill for the joy

Big men and women little girls and boys

They become emotional wrecks

Who fly at you for the smallest thing

But enough about them back to the main thing...

Me

The voices were telling me my time on earth was done

But I couldn't leave yet, a life, I needed to take another one

But was it a bit too late

My blood was almost finished

Was it possible to kill someone now

Before my blood fully diminished

I got up off the floor stained and wet with my blood

I felt a bit dizzy but I got through it in my mind alone

I stepped out my front door the road was a mess

Cars moving so fast you see them for only a second or less

I wasn't thinking straight I let my feet guide me

I walked right out into the road with my mind as my IV

I took a life alright of the bitch who made me take mine

She was coincidentally driving with her new man in fine style

She's the one who hit me and my body began to fly

But before I even fell I saw hundreds of people Die

The feeling was ecstatic I watched the pile up with glee

All these people dying were dying just for me

I finally felt love even though of was the sick kind

I didn't really care, caring was the last thing on my mind

As I neared the ground I could clearly see her eyes

staring back at me thinking back on both our lives

But one thought I was thinking she never could have heard

so I did the next best thing as I died I flipped her the bird

Bitch!!

I am strong and yet I am weak
Torn from my throne
Thrown to the dogs thrown from my home
My life has been changed in more ways than one
Dishonored and failed by my daughters and sons
I'm no longer as powerful as I used to be
Stripped of all power and brought to my knees
My life now has no meaning it's either kill or be killed
I know I can't win so o will be killed
Not by my people bit by my own free will
I think to myself as I ascend the hill
Will my dive give me that optimum thrill
I prepare my mind to take that step
Over the edge it's the only choice I have left
I will not be swayed my will is strong
For what I believe mow even though I know it is wrong
I move my feet forward step by step
Free of all burdens all emotions have left
My body begins to fall as gravity takes a hold
I'm in a free fall and I feel free in my soul
The ground rushes forward at an alarming pace
Will impact occur before my heart gives out in this deathly race
I close my eyes feel the pressure build
As the earth draws ever closer
My hearty mind my soul are so close to closure
All go still and in the last moments of my life 

I know that in more ways than one I have fallen, 

I am the fallen.

Another day in the life and times of me
Another day added on to the last time I've seen your face
I've been counting for three years now unable to forget your touch
Unable to forget your smell or your face
I've been constantly haunted by the memories
The memories we shared the memories we made
Trying to smile through the hail of thoughts attacking my mind
The love that we shared continuously trying to resurface
But I have to keep it at bay
I don't know if you're hurting like me or any at all
The pain that follows me is excrutiating and unbearable
I try my hardest not to miss you
But no matter what I do the subtle hints remain
I remain here in this eternal unrest
Suffering day after day
The only reprieve I get is when I shut out the world at night and fall into that semblance of sleep
Then there comes the dawn
And like a broken record this day plays out again
Counting the days again etching that line into my skin
One more scar to remember you by
The only way I know to keep my sanity
Doing to myself what you always used to do
Inflicting this pain rending bits of flesh from my own body
I use this pain to remember you by
Knowing that this is as close to you as I can be now and ever more
This pain is my drug and you are my drug dealer
I'm addicted to your quality to your knowledge to your art
This pain is blissful and until I die I will never let go.

Alwaynes Bucket List

Now we all know what a bucket list is...or at least we should.....if not your probably ready to kick the bucket now *gives bucket and wait for you to kick* ( CLICK ME ) for those of you who do know what it is already ignore that link and continue reading (bet you seh all a unuh click the damn link -_- disobedient shits)
Here is my list... this will be 100 if i have anymore ill do a part 2

1. Write Up A Bucket List:

Seeing that a list can have any number of items within its confines its safe to say that with just that entry alone, i have successfully completed a simple bucket list and can therefore strike out that entry and mark it as complete

2. Travel The world:

Now When Alwayne says travel the world it may differ immensly from your definition. I just want to go to strange places and learn new things in those places. Find some women (If im not married at the time) and "Learn" New things

3. Have Sex With some famous women:

Yeah i said women not woman due to the fact that i fancy more than one i want to sleep with more than one ;) i mean who wouldnt???? anyway there is another post located somewhere around...... >> HERE << these are just a few i would sleep with with ;)

4. Crash a wedding:

YES!!!! >:) i wanna crash a wedding. You know...like wedding crashers??? The movie where they... oh nevermind just know i wanna do that >:)

5. Get Wasted:

Now before you cuss and gwaan bad bout this and that and all the above listen when mi talk. I want to be SOOOOO wasted that i wont know what i did for about a month before im sober again :)