For all those who have heard of the Dutty Bwoy series brought to you by MentalChung, you should know that his latest instalment has dropped and it lives up to expectations! Had me laughing from the start I swear!! If you dont know what im talking about here it is.

Ok so this one is directed at the Party People. Now I am not one who goes out and parties on a regular basis but when I do I go and I enjoy myself right. So the idea for this post came to me one night or rather one morning after i came in from a certain party here in Mandeville.

Not calling anybodies name but I shall just be saying my piece and going along on my merry way. Oh i ont even be correcting mistakes i make in this with spelling or capitalization or whatever, i just cant be bothered. Any who, on to the main event.

Twas a normal morning in the life of moi, when all of a sudden a wild Skype message appeared. "Did you vote for me already" it surprised me for various reasons but the main one being that me and this person dont really talk any more. But i think weve gottn a bit ahead of ourselves here lets bactrack a little bit to a couple days before that...

Hello world! Today on National Geographic, we are exploring the the land known as Facebook. We shall be looking at some of the species which exist in this territory and giving you some details along with their appropriate classifications. So strap in and prepare for a rocky ride :)

So you know that awkward moment when you gather up the courage to tell someone how you feel and then nothing? Person doesn't say a thing in reply??? Yeah, happened again. Sucks doesn't it? What makes these things worse is when they say "Awww  that's sweet... I like you too just... not like that. I like you as a friend".

First of let me say, this is in no way meant to be a racist banter. So don't even come at me with that. I'm simply stating what is obvious and what some people fail to see.

What is freedom????

free·dom/ˈfrēdəm/
Noun: The power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance or restraint. Absence of subjection to foreign domination or despotic government.

The government just refuses to give up. WHY do they feel the need to try and control the internet???? Who gave the US government the right to try and regulate it??? The internet belongs to no one in particular, it belongs to ALL of us. They need to stop this shit. Sure you have a few bad apples on the net, cool, but dont go shutting down every fucking thing because of that. Then the bastards are saying that they shall be taking personal information in the name of some fucking Cyber security act -_- Fuck that shit. If they keep pushing, the people are GOING to push back, it seems like they havent figured that out yet. Its just a pity people dont realize how much power they have against the government. The whole government worldwide needs to be reformed. Check out the video after the jump.

Friday the 13th that one day which is the most feared among those with superstitious beliefs. You are usually told not to walk no cracks, walk under ladders, be extra careful with mirrors and avoid black cats by any means necessary. Why is this so??? Well some (sources) say that from the Christian bible:

"Pssst", you can hear this sound daily on just about every street corner. It is most often followed by someone shouting or whispering under their breath the word "Bitch". Now when this occurs its usually some guy on the corner sees a cute girl and he's like "Well, I need to get her attention" and so on and so forth. More often than not said "Cute girl" doesn't even give him the time of day and by some mystical occurrence she is transformed from cute girl into a snarling bitch. This phenomenon is beyond my comprehension.

So I recently did a post relating to the dreaded Friendzone. It got me wondering, what do we as a people really want??? Do we really want to get into relationships or is it that we just want the benefits that the relationship offers??? If you look at it, most relationships dont last because of one main reason, Sex. Its either lacking in the creativity department so its boring, or its just plain non-existent, and because of that the relationship then crumbles. What did we get from that just now??? The two parties involved were not in it for the love and respect of the other, they just wanted to get some sex and get it over with. Now one major problem that occurs quite often is that males more often than not seek simply the sex while the females often times are looking earnestly for a genuine relationship, the opposite is also true but it is a bit rarer in my opinion. Either way this occurence definitely poses a problem. Why???

See the title????? I'm guessing I'm not the only one who has had those words thrown at them right???? I absolutely HATE when people say that to me -____- it totally pisses me off. Yuh just DASH mi whe! You want to know something interesting??? Its ALWAYS females who use it! I bet a vast minority of you females have heard a male say it to  you i bet. Don't say you have, you're lying. I wonder though, why do you think you've been thrown away???? Do you class yourselves as garbage perhaps???? It really makes you wonder doesn't it. Whats really funny about the whole situation is this.

So I was scrolling down my twitter timeline one day (don't remember exactly when) when I see a tweet from this chick right here>>> @iAmCandyCane (she changes here name alot so yeah. Don't ask why i follow her just continue reading -_- ) about Monogamy being a taught habit. I read and re-read it a couple times and I have to say I sort of agree with it. But first of all "What is Monogamy"???

So girls nowadays are a trip...well most of them anyway. I mean for years now women have been fighting to be independent, wanna have their own money and shit. Spend it whenever wherever on whoever and whatever they want right. So why is it then that women are CONSTANTLY looking for men to wine and dine them????? *dodges harsh words and spike heels* Ladies ladies calm yo tits.

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SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. 
FAULT: Glass empty. 
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. 


SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. 
FAULT: You have fallen over backward. 
ACTION: Have yourself latched to bar. 


SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. 
FAULT: You have fallen forward. 
ACTION: See above. 


SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. 
ACTION: Retire to rest room, practice in front of mirror.