Star Date 4100AD on the 23rd day of the 12th Month many centuries after the year of which we do not speak (2016 for you history lovers) Journal entry #MM525600. My name is Brady Brown and to this day I still

     I am VERY not happy! So gather round boys and girls, children of all ages (Not really) Ya boy... gots a story ta tell! Again 😠😠😠 

     So short #StoryTime cause we all love story time. ...so was at work had a pretty good day nobody step to me too hard no buttons pushed so basically it was a good day... until the fire nation attacked. .. lol

     Two days on straight at work they decided that I was long overdue to be pissed off -_- mi say mi did a go change enuh. Say mi a try calm mi spirit enuh but NOOOOO unuh just love when mi

     So #Storytime yeah? So this all happened one day this week.... yesterday to be precise. So there I was as usual at work doing awesome things yeah? Breakfast done ready and everything set up fi the morning bellies.      So

Actual Photo of me Losing my calm...      #Storytime So apparently people have to decided to make it a hobby of trying to piss me off -___- why is this? I dont know. So anyway let us begin at the beginning... Yesterday.

     So yeah. You know what time it is??? #StoryTime smh. Anyway I woke up in a new Bugatti... wait no a nuh me dat a rick ross wrong story sorry. So I woke up like a bawse did some stuff... &

     Ladies and Gentlemen Boy and Girls, people of all ages, gather round for ya boy has a story to tell. Its #StoryTime.

     #Storytime. So ya boy got a short story to tell today. Got up did awesome things went to work and did awesome things. Then it was time to go home zeen. So there I was minding my own bidniss cause you know

     #Storytime? So there i was fine tuesday morning... Went to work like usual and then random sensation occured, felt drained. Like the most sucked out bagjuice that there ever was. So mi go buy couple iron and energy pills (I hate

     So #storytime? Yes. So today was.... interesting? As you may or may not recall. Dem perplex mi yesterday so mi go work today with the mindset that unless it was a customer or absolute necessity I would not speak a word.

     I swear people dont understand the enigma which is me. I'm quite possibly the most literal spiteful piece of shit you will come across. So there I was today a work cause you know ...get money! So there I was right

You know I got a shock today. So I went into NCB zeen cause im fancy of course and I did my thing and what not (nah tell unuh wha! unuh too faas!) HENNYway. As I go to leave and I open the

#StoryTime (Short story today) So mi deh pah lunch today zeen! and this young lady (mi nah tell you a who) come sit beside i.. ZEEN!!! So anyway mi a watch wha show pah mi laptop (cause mi fancy like that) and Abby (who

     Yes! Mi reach home!... #Storytime. So today is multiple stories put together as one. Mi go work zeen late shift to enuh. Mi go pah lunch then come back. Then a gwomin time. So now me Gudaz Nisha Wint, Natalee Christian

So being the sucker for disappointment that I am a decided to forgo putting data onto my phone and instead opted to put it onto my modem (You know the same 4g modem that I have been cussing and gwaaning (yes gwaaning) bad