Came to my attention this night/morning by @MzSkullkandy its all about Gold Diggers and Players basically.
Yeah so basically it goes like this "All Women Want men for their money, and all men want women for their pussy" and this is basically true *i sob here* so do you know what that means??? All you bitches is Gold Diggas!!!!!! YER I SAID IT!!!! *dodges bottle flung from accros the room* but guess what that makes all us men :D *cues drum roll* Makes P.I.M.P.'s IE:Players In Management Positions so we run shit!!!
But with that being said you should know where im going with the rest of this here paragraph.......If you only want a man for his money (And we have said this is right...nuh badda seh you nebba cuz its in the fine print seh if you read you hagree!!) and that said man happens to be your PIMP then you basically sellin the man you pum pum which makes you a??? Come on ladies you know what im talking bout!!! No?? Ok Let Luda Tell YA!!
Now mi know seh majority a uhuh a go come gwaan like seh Rae and Tae an all dese tings but a bet some a unuh cya back unuh chat. First of all unuh know seh the man a go wha pum pum and we as man know seh unuh a go wha money right?? Good. So if you as a woman know dem tings deh and give up the pum pum and expect the man fi gi you money nuh sell you sell the pussy??? and wha dat mek you?? (8)Yous A HOOOOOO(8) *drops mic and walks off stage*
This next video says it all btw watch :)
unuh still deh ya???? lol a joke *takes up back mic* But seriously though its basically how things work. we as men just choose to accept the role of PIMP a mean...SOMEONES gotta do it. and lord knows that MEN cant sell pussy on account of we dont have one. With the exception of some men who ARE the pussies...that however is different rant all together
PS: This is also more widely recognized in Marriage :D TEEHEE!! *splurts* Me Gawn!!! AWOH
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The Truth Of The Matter Is, The Truth Does Not Matter.
So Kartel has Jamaica wrapped so much around his fingers that any piece of shit he speaks is automatically a hit. And no matter what it is he says he will always have someone listening, no matter what he does someone follows. Now, he has a song called "Benz Punani" and from the day it drop till now!!! Ebry gyal a talk bout dem have benz pum pum and which gyal a taxi and so on and so forth. Basically putting a price on the pussy, Nuh true??? Kartel a call unno gold digger and unno nuh notice it!! I saw on another blog (link will be here when i remember which blog it is) how she mentioned that she doesnt have a benz punani. Why?? because her pussy is priceless. And this is right!!
You should NOT be able to put a price on someone. That is just wrong. Maybe im reading into it too much or maybe not but thats just it. Now a little while ago i saw a post on facebook and it put this in a slightly different perspective. a Benz is a car is it not?? Cars are meant to drive right??? So since we establish that the Pums = Benz and Benz = Car and Car=Drive we can equate Driving to Sex/Fucking right??? Right. Good. So now another establishment to make is how many people can you carry around in a car at any time??? 4, 5?? maybe six if you squeeze a bit. Correct?? so with all that said you nuh see a whore unno a whore out??? A carry round 5-6 man and a fuck out them daylights one time!!!
Shame on unno shame shame. and shame on kartel to!! As a Fatter O Mact speaking of Kartel you and this whole cake soap saga need fi done now enuh >.> Bout cake soap mek you brown. Pussy you bleach!!! But see di ting me know whe you a do!!! A money you a try mek offa we!! sing tune Bout clarks and clarks price raise now you come sing bout cake soap fi mek excuse fi you bleaching and whapm?? PRICE RAISE!!! well hear wha Missa Cake Soap King you betta nuh tek you rawse self a sing bout none a my favourite food dem enuh!! a wont even list dem next ting you know tomorrow you buss song whe hab sittn fi do wid chicken and flour an.....shit Mi just name two!!!!! Dammit!! Easy you self enuh boss cause me and you wi war!! AWOH!!!! <<< Yes Mi use you own slang gainst you!!!
Now Ladies I Nah Call No Name... BUT im almost not tekkin back no talk. If you find that any of these qualitites describe you the guess what you are a DING DING DING Basic Bitch now sit back and tick all that apply.
1)Constantly going on and on about "Oh All Guys Are The Same, all boys are assholes" blah blah blah etc. Heres an idea Check yourself first <<< #BasicBitchMentality
2)Claiming to be miss independent and at the end of the day your STILL running home to mommy and daddy or your man. The same man you called an asshole not too long ago
3)Being a vain bigheaded snobbish fool with an ego larger than your IQ. and to top it off you show this behaviour off thinking that it makes you look good when in reality it just makes you look even dumber than your actions portray in the first instance. Acting like yo shit dont stink....
4) Snaking out your own friends and family to get some "Cocky" "TLC" "Pipe" "Sawt Out" or even to get some new "Friends". Why because they come with benefits.
5)Gossiping about other peoples business when it doesnt even concern you in the first place. I know a lot of you guilty of this one.....
6) Going out of your way to get your Nails Done, Hair Did, Facial, Footcial, Boob Job, Ass Job, Face Job and yet your kids sit down at home with no decent clothes and no food to eat. You worse than a basic bitch for that one.
7) Sleeping with the whole town and telling everybody you see who you did what to and when. #ThatsSOOWrong
8) The only thing you care about is looks not knowing that you brains have a major role to play as well.
10) You would sleep with the whole world to meet your favourite celebrity. So Basic.
This list is as it stands incomplete. If you have any other symptoms to add please leave them in the comments box below
:)
Side Note: To Find Out More About Basic Bitches and all that shit you may visit HotDamnIRock's YouTube Channel or follow Him on twitter >> @HotDamnIRock <<
The Truth Of The Matter Is, The Truth Does Not Matter.
So I had just finished eating lunch and I was sitting and making it all sink in. Some of my coworkers were talking and all that jazz won't tell you about what tho (*cough* Negril *cough*) and the topic came up about how Indians and Chinese alike are really out in the lead when it comes to being in control of business in jamaica. Now I am of the impression that this is true. Have you. Have you ever noticed how if you walk into a chinese shop 90 percent of the people who work there are chinese? The same goes for the indians. A prime example is Gold mart in uptown mandeville. Now that's not the interesting part. What is really interesting is the fact that all these people are related. I know for a fact that the mandeville Gold mart people are all one family and the same. Now what does this mean basically? Well when it comes onto money this basically means that any money they bring in is split among all of them right? But look at it this way, all of that money can then be turned over again to bring in more stock. And more stock equals more money even more so if you can sell all your items at a much cheaper price than the competitors which makes that a win win situation. Now on the other hand let's look at jamaicans or blacks for that matter. We are not as family oriented and willing to do anything like what these other races are doing. Why? Because we are selfish and care only for our own well being and thus we limit ourselves in this aspect.
The chinese for example again are born into a system where they have to work together to survive and they are taught to respect elder and especially their family, unlike us who disrespect every and anybody who so much as looks on us just a little too hard. Imagine if we as a people decided to adopt their way of living? We could be a powerful force. The problems we face financially as well as otherwise would be drastically reduced if not completely diminished. This however needs to as I've always heard begin in the home.
Yeah... On another note, for my mandeville people (not sure if its that noticeable anywhere else) have you noticed the increase number of tourists walking around the town lately? O_o am I missing something? Its like as soon as I step outside a building I see one group walk about five minutes and you would have seen about three more separate groups. Never the same set and it happens all through the day everyday. Is there some kind of conspiracy afoot? Someone tell me please. Wanna know if ill have to do a lil sumn sumn ;) before it all goes down :D
Well that's all for now anyway
Toodles :)
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So i saw this post today on On The Ground New Reports facebook page and it caught my interest. Wikileaks is not playing around! I wonder what this information will unfold about the 40 politicians. In about two weeks we will find out
A former Swiss banker has passed on data containing account details of 2,000 prominent people to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange.
The data - which is not yet available on the Wikileaks website - was held on two discs handed over by Rudolf Elmer at a press conference in London.
Mr Assange promised full disclosure once the information had been vetted.
Mr Elmer is scheduled to go on trial in Switzerland on Wednesday for breaking bank secrecy laws.
The banker, who has given data to Wikileaks before, was fired from Swiss bank Julius Baer in 2002.
According to a report in Swiss newspaper Der Sonntag, the data covers multinationals, financial firms and wealthy individuals from many countries, including the UK, US and Germany, and covers the period 1990-2009.
Serious Fraud Office
"Once we have looked at the data... there will be full revelation," said Mr Assange, who is currently on bail and confined to the UK due to an extradition request from Sweden.
He said the data would be vetted but that it was difficult to say how long this would take. The vetting would depend on the volume of information and how it was delegated, Mr Assange said, although he suggested it could be as little as two weeks.
Other groups - such as the Tax Justice Network or financial media outlets - might be asked to help in the vetting process, he added.
Mr Assange also said some information was likely to be handed over to the authorities - mentioning specifically the UK's Serious Fraud Office - as was the case with a previous leak concerning Icelandic banks.
Although it was not confirmed what activities might be covered by the data, the Wikileaks head noted that previous data from Julius Baer provided by Mr Elmer had shed light on tax evasion, the hiding of proceeds of criminal acts and "the protection of assets of those about to fall out of political favour".
'Fire-breathing dragon'
"I'm against the system. I know how the system works," said Mr Elmer at the press conference. He said a sophisticated network existed to funnel illicit money into secret offshore accounts.
"I've been there. I've done the job. I know what is the day-to-day business," he said, explaining why he thought it important to identify himself as the source.
The banker, who worked as Julius Baer's chief operating officer in the Cayman Islands, said he and his family faced pressure akin to "a fire-breathing dragon with several heads" after he decided to blow the whistle.
He said he was put in prison in Switzerland for 30 days for violating Swiss banking rules, and that he was offered money and the withdrawal of charges against him in order to buy his silence.
He said the data included the offshore accounts of about 40 politicians, and covered accounts at three banks, including his former employer.
The banker said that he and his wife had written a letter to German Finance Minister Peer Steinbruck, offering to provide the data for free, but received no response.
The Truth Of The Matter Is, The Truth Does Not Matter.
So the blog awards have come and gone and the bloggers were highly rewarded (winners got blackberries!!)
All who won deserved it although some i never expected. Now seeing as i wasn't there i watched it on a video stream so the quality wasn't all that good Audio Wise anyway. Now throughout the whole ordeal there is ONE thing that mainly caught my eyes and it was the Ass on the owner of this blog right here >>>> http://www.kingstonstyle.com/ <<<< Anybody knows her name?? or twitter account?? Tell Me Or Die >:@ (you wont really die but it would be nice if you would tell me) @Jherane_ was right beside her and refused to acquire her name >.>. In other news however Ma favourite Rockstar won an award!!!! Although she should won for all her categories cuz she a badass like that :) but she got noticed nonetheless. Although i couldn't really see her when she was at the podium making her Speech :$ (i had to comment on your shortness i just had to) any who follow ma Lil mama >>> @MszRockstar <<< do it or DIE!!! (again you wont really die...at least not by my hands anyway *puts away conspicuous phone*) and fuck with her blog here >>> Real Talk <<<
I dont remember all the winners and such but im sure if you check Rockys Blog some time soon you will get a run down of the nights happenings :)
Next on the agenda......well nothing more really Yeah that's it short and about 1% Spicy with a dash of interesting on the side. Congrats to ALL the winner :)
ill be working on getting my Blog on that list for the next competition so look out for it :)
It can only get better from here on out. Spread the talent of young and old Jamaicans to the global community. As our motto goes: "Out Of Many One People" we are powerful and the world shall know all the goodness we as a people have to offer. So thank you NCB, Thank you LIME (Although i dont have or use a LIME phone) and Thank You JABlogAwards. May you continue on with your endeavours
The midnight sun gazes upon our bodies Intertwined in the dance of love Two bodies becoming one As nature has blessed us The cool air causes strange but welcome sensations as it breathes upon our skins Your long dark hair covers your supple body beads of sweat glistening in the moonlight Your body oozes sexual arousal Calling to me in a tempting voice I listen I follow I obey the call Increasing the tempo of our dance Your shouts of pleasure echo in my ears All else blocked out I'm tuned to only you We constantly change the style and feel if our dance Alternating between fast and slow Calm and rough Hours upon hours we dance Never losing our connection The two opposing mountains upon your chest moving in sync to the beat our bodies play You push your head back let out a low guttural sigh I know the dance is approaching it's end Your body goes limp in my arms as you let out a savage moan of pleasure I hold you and continue to dance but I too have reached my limit I moan with pleasure and sadness as the dance ends The midnight sun has become the midday moon We sleep as one waiting for the night when our dance begins again
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
When you look at me Tell me what you see do you see a dark hearted person or someone full of glee i am a non conformist my rules they are my own and i know ill reap the benefits of the things that i have sown my lips are painted black do you want to know why?
to symbolize the mourning of the dead people in my life
the clothes i wear are black
theres a reason for that too
i wear black because
i simply prefer it, more than blue.
the color of my hairwell that should be obviously plain
its because my parents blood is flowing through my veins.
I left you for a week I went on a business trip I told myself I wasn't going to let my mind slip I wouldn't flirt with any girls I'd try my best to not break your heart No matter the space between us no matter how far apart But I couldn't really stand it I cameback a bit soon I was coming to surprise I was going to be in the loving room But when I arrived home I saw a car on the front lawn At twelve in the night just a couple hours before dawn
8:15 reach work
1:00 went for lunch
5:00 balance and close off
So you see my day basically went well. So you might just wonder why my face so long in the subject line -____- well there's a simple explanation.
So everybody on facebook is going nuts due to a post saying "Facebook Will Be Shutting Down On March 15th" how gullible can one be???? Firstly if facebook WAS going to shut down dont you think they would have given some form of notification on the site itself????? Secondly why the hell would Mark shut it down in the first place??? Facebook is practically a gold mine!! If he was selling it i could understand but shutting down just does not seem to be a plausible course of action. If YOU (Yes you) Believe that facebook is shutting down then you may call the following toll free number to petition against it >>> 1-888-KillYoSelf <<< Every vote counts
or if not call just go join E-Harmony.com im sure theyd be more than welcome with all the BILLIONS of users who would be homeless on the 15th -___-
Question...... Everybody love when they receive oral correct?
So why is it that we behave in the most way like its the end of the world when someone does it?
I like the sound of your heartbeat because it plays ma favorite song
I only wish that I could listen to it all day long
I barely know you but feelings for you I have
Whenever I see your face I'm happy I'm glad
Dearest Ms Right,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad minded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Alwayne (HR Manager)
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8:45 I'm late yeah I'm hardcore like that <.<
Anyway I was pissed off just before I reached work today. Why? Cuz I found out I left my fucking wallet at home -_____- mi know when 12:00 the worms in ma belly are gonna cuss claat a mi ears today smh.
Any way like I said I reach late, I walk in sign the register and head upstairs...mi not even siddung 10 seconds good when them send up contract fi do!!! A mean not even lil breeze off time tssssssk cho
Current time... 8:56 long raSs day. Oh yeah how could I forget the friggin truck nuh come yet and its the damn reason I had to work today >.< #FML
Look inside of my heart, look deep within my soul
The goodness and joy within me has disappeared
This darkness has taken over, the darkside is my new light
My heart is blackened and shaped in hatred
A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"?
The ugly women stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9?and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think thy're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice.
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The blood stains on my hands tell the tale
Of all that took place that fateful day
I don't know what came over me
I just knew that I wanted to watch her bleed
Day started out quite uneventful :/
So its 9:50 right now just finished reading the star and now I'm reading the observer. Legal Witchcraft??? O_o smh. Anyway finished reading the observer. I'm bored and have nothing to do :( its 10:11 this is going to be a long day.....
So this is the story of my first day of work in this new year 2010 wait sorry I mean 2011. That mistake was expected I'm still used to it being 2010 go figure. Anywho I have already stated that I'm easily annoyed and one of the first customers of the day started my annoyance meter up
So yeah yeah its "ALMOST THE NEW YEAR" and blah blah blah..although by the time im done writing this it will probably be the new year anyway so um..... Merry Christmas HO's *ehem*
Any who onto the topic at hand >>> The Entity Called Females <<<
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Bitch HO HO HO!!! Merry Fuck This and Whatever
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Came to my attention this night/morning by @MzSkullkandy its all about Gold Diggers and Players basically. 
